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Marks & Spencer Stores
A Night In with M&S this Weekend for £10
TV/Cinema
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Dear Prudence
she's out to play

Mon 29 September 2008

Despite all their best efforts, when it comes to food and sex I can't help feeling that M&S is a bit of an inept seducer. They have laid it on with a trowel in the past, I still get a bit hot under the collar just thinking about those firm aparagus spears with all that hollandaise sauce dribbling all over them. But that seemed to aimed at the sad singleton, so then they suggested food sex for two people. This seemed to be a better idea, but as I pointed out at the time, the amounts of food involved were enough to knock the erection off Casanova himself.
Now they've got the amount right for fuelling up a night of in-house nookie, but somehow they blow it all by majoring on the price. I mean nobody shags a cheapskate do they? Well that's not quite true, but they've got to be pretty God-like in all other ways if they're a tightwad, and even then they might not get an action replay.
OK I know the credit crunch is biting, and we're all going to be reduced to huddling round guttering candles, while we try to heat up our potato peel soup, but somehow if the notion of cost or value comes anywhere near sex, it just seems wildly inappropriate.
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic, and I know that blokes think it's really funny to see how little they can spend to get a girl into bed, but I really don't want to get the reputation as a cheap date. So be warned boys, any attempt to seduce me with `selected products' from M&S will not be well received.

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