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PartyBingo.com
PartyBingo.com
What Women Want
TV/Cinema
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Dear Prudence
she's out to play

Mon 28 January 2008

I'm not sure that they've thought this one through properly. I mean, you get a whole load of ladies telling us what they really want, diamonds, lobster thermidor, non sissy chaps, flying off mountains, all that sort of stuff. Perfectly Ok and quite predictable apart from the lobster thermidor, which I always thought was more of a bloke thing. You know the joke, What do lobster thermidor and blow jobs have in common? Answer, you don't get either of them at home. Ha ha, go the lads, though I did serve them both once, just to make a point, and I can tell you which one I'd rather not have to bother with again.
Anyway these ladies say what they want quite nicely and then they just get online bingo instead. Party bingo say that this is what they really want, but how do they know? It's certainly not what I'd go for. I really want a guy who knows what foreplay is, doesn't snore or fart in bed, who isn't obsessed with football and computer games and doesn't fall asleep as soon as you've had sex. I don't think that's too much to ask, and I reckon I'd feel bloody short changed if all they offered me was online bingo instead.
OK it may be ironic, but I'm not getting that, it just seems a bit sad, or worse, a bit dismissive. Shut up you silly little biddies, it seems to be saying, stop dreaming and kidding yourselves, you know that all you really want is a jolly good dose of online bingo. Well, I can tell you I'm not buying it, call me a dreamer, but I'm still going to hang out for the bloke that goes like a train but doesn't fart like one.

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